Dr. Sextape reviews the Pam Anderson sextape
Unless you have been under a rock, you’ve heard of the Pam Anderson sextape. This sextape was filmed by her now ex (though they are back together) husband Tommy Lee. Of course it’s not hard to see why she chose Tommy since his cock is huge and the tattoos he wears scream “I’m a bad boy”. But nothing can take away from Pam Anderson’s nude body on that honeymoon boat vacation.
The sextape starts out with a little blowjob in the rental car. Pam is very good at sucking dick. Then the couple gets to the yacht and off they sail. Stopping only to check out the rocky coast and strip down in the sun. Pamela happily spreads her legs but seems shy about showing her pussy to the camera. Which is weird because that is what made her famous right?
Anyway she finally relents and it’s full focus pussy time. Then Tommy Lee angles the sextape camera down to show his penis entering Pam and he pans between the closeup her their fucking to her face contorting in pleasure.
To finish the sextape off in a good way, Pam gives Tommy one of the best blowjobs ever captured on film. She is wearing huge sunglasses and the only thing missing would be if she had taken his load all over her glasses. But barring that, this sextape will forever go down at the one that started the big rush of celebs who knew if they wanted fame, they need only strip down, spread their legs, and fuck like animals while letting the video cam roll in the room. God Bless America.. and whores!
August 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Funny that while other women her age have settled down to normal lives and do not wish to be bothered, Pam is still trying to thrust herself into the spotlight at every waking moment.
Things like going braless at her son’s sporting events and slipping a nip or two at some movie opening. This woman doesn’t get that she had her time in the sun and is perhaps the best known sextape celebrity but that is why she is famous.
Sure as the sun rises tomorrow though, Pam Anderson will try and figure out a way to get this broken nipple titties of her’s splattered all over gossip sites like TMZ and Perez Hilton tomorrow.
Not that I really care because let’s face it, the more press that Pamela gets the better for people like me. Hell, I just hopes that she makes more sextapes because that is where she truly shines, not in some stupid magic show.
So what’s next for this Barbwire beach blanket babe of the 90’s? Who really knows but I’d be willing to bet that it will involve upskirts, playboy photo spreads, and at least 2-3 burnt out rockstars boyfriend/husbands.
I’m really tired of talking about Pam Anderson sextape to tell you the truth but it’s only because I’ve watched the damn thing 100 times by now so that’s probably the reason I’m tired of it. Maybe if there was a Miley Cyrus sextape out there I’d have something else to talk about but I’d imagine if that tape did exist it might be a little worrying because of her age and the fact that I want the Jonas brothers to die in a plane crash and that’s more than likely who Miley would be fucking on video.
What’s with all the typing today from me you might ask. Well see the thing is that I am kinda practicing with my finger that was smashed in a car door yesterday and wanted to know what kind of use I would get out of it. Must say, it’s not working as well as I had hoped. Having to retype 40 percent of everything because my entire left hand has lost most of it’s coordination. Time for a percocet and nap. Me love you long time.