Things like going braless at her son’s sporting events and slipping a nip or two at some movie opening. This woman doesn’t get that she had her time in the sun and is perhaps the best known sextape celebrity but that is why she is famous.

Sure as the sun rises tomorrow though, Pam Anderson will try and figure out a way to get this broken nipple titties of her’s splattered all over gossip sites like TMZ and Perez Hilton tomorrow.

Not that I really care because let’s face it, the more press that Pamela gets the better for people like me. Hell, I just hopes that she makes more sextapes because that is where she truly shines, not in some stupid magic show.

So what’s next for this Barbwire beach blanket babe of the 90’s? Who really knows but I’d be willing to bet that it will involve upskirts, playboy photo spreads, and at least 2-3 burnt out rockstars boyfriend/husbands.

I’m really tired of talking about Pam Anderson sextape to tell you the truth but it’s only because I’ve watched the damn thing 100 times by now so that’s probably the reason I’m tired of it. Maybe if there was a Miley Cyrus sextape out there I’d have something else to talk about but I’d imagine if that tape did exist it might be a little worrying because of her age and the fact that I want the Jonas brothers to die in a plane crash and that’s more than likely who Miley would be fucking on video.

What’s with all the typing today from me you might ask. Well see the thing is that I am kinda practicing with my finger that was smashed in a car door yesterday and wanted to know what kind of use I would get out of it. Must say, it’s not working as well as I had hoped. Having to retype 40 percent of everything because my entire left hand has lost most of it’s coordination. Time for a percocet and nap. Me love you long time.